I have a silly side.
I have a sarcastic side that sometimes goes a bit to the dark side....
When I saw these actual vintage Santa postcards it brought both of those out in full force and I felt they needed captions....
If you are easily offended by Santa humor I suggest you look away. :)
The last picture I'd like to see what you can come up with..
I always feel like somebody's watching me....
he's not real .. he's not real...
Due to the economic downturn, Santa's selling more than toys this season...
And I think he's buying it...
Scary Santa...
Apathetic Santa..."You want what? Whatever..."
Santa' crazy half-brother Ed... No one really talks to him any more since "the incident".
The only caption I could think for this one was "Oops! I dropped my balls!"
This one I can't believe they ever printed.
So tell me Santa... What is Mama's delight?
And finally,
I hope this isn't what Santa really thinks I deserve for Christmas...
And here's one for you, do you have a clever caption...?
Jen
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Ho, ho, ho. Everyone knows about the elf on the shelf, but they will never look for the jester named Ester.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a turd on that sled!!?? Then it's a smoking turd in the next picture. Strange and funny!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh! That scary Santa was REALLY scary!
ReplyDeleteLoved these! Reminds me of the Gallery of Unfortunate Valentines over at Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun which I go to EVERY Valentine's day...and sometimes in between, heehee. :)
Love all of these.....I think that's Santa's naughty twin in the last photo!
ReplyDelete"Swiper! No swiping!"
ReplyDeleteHoly, Balls-of-poo-for-Christmas!- That was hilarious!
Oh my gosh...dying over here!!! You are soo funny!!! My son kept on asking why I was laughing so hard!!!! Those old adds, postcards etc. were hilarious and SCARY!!!
ReplyDeleteStealing from the rich, giving to the poor. The real GRINCH!
ReplyDeleteJust pull his legs and his tongue sticks out.
ReplyDeleteMy 2-year old saw the postcards, and said "That Santa is grouchy!"
ReplyDeleteYour captions are so funny. As for that last one, I can't think of a caption, but it looks like Santa is stealing rather than giving.
What's wrong with grown men playing with pink clad dollies? Think I'll keep this one for my personal collection.
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Was that a baked potato? Love Santa's brother. Also love scarey santa.
ReplyDeleteMaybe what Santa was delivering was a really huge Rum Ball! I guess Santa knows we could use some rum for the holidays.
ReplyDeleteI like the Santa in purple one the best...who knew he had a change of clothes? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! You are cracking me up!!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a caption for that last one though, I am not as cleaver as you :)